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Saturday, July 16, 2011

Sebastian and the Invisible Polar Bears

Sorry guys, it's taken me quite a while to get back to posting. I couldn't decide what I wanted to post, or how I wanted to post it, and I didn't know if I should post more writing or not. I then realized that I hadn't posted anything since May, and that was far too long. So, here we go. How about we start off with a picture? I have quite a few I've been waiting to show you guys!

I want this.
This is sold by a Zoo somewhere. I saw it and... Isn't it just adorable? It comes with all the crayons you need! Who says white crayons are useless? Not if you have this coloring book. Unfortunately, when I went to buy it, their online store was down. Sadness ensued.

Anyways, I thought it was pretty epic. Ya know what else is pretty cool? A zipper dress. A dress, made of zippers. Ever thought "Oh, if this was two inches shorter/longer" Never fear, zipper dress is here. You can fix your dress to be just the right length.. A little higher or lower in the bust... Or to show your stomach. Whatever floats your boat I guess.

Cocktail party...Stripping at work...Stripping at a bar.
Pretty skimpy, unless you don't strip the center picture, but hey. Each to their own. Oh yes, I almost forgot... Just partially unzip one zipper and you have instant cut outs (or zip-outs, if you prefer). I prefer to stick to my conservative clothing, personally. The concept is pretty cool though.

The designer is Sebastian Errazuriz.  I don't know much about him, except that I started looking up his other stuff promptly after seeing this dress. He is very... different/unique/interesting. You all know that I collect teddy bears, yes? Well, you can imagine how badly I want this then:

How much more epic can you get?
A cute jacket... Made of a bunch of teddy bears. One word: yes. And I thought the teddy bear backpacks were cool.

This guy's stuff keeps getting cooler.
Or maybe it's just weirder.
I want this, by the way.
It's shelving! All you do is fold down the exact number of "spines" you need and.. Bam. Instant easy to organize, space-saving shelving. You really should look this guy up (I just used Google Images after a while).

There's a few more things that I'm really not sure what to say about. Shall we take a look?

Aflac?
I think this one's made of gloves.
Gives a whole meaning to having hands all over you.
Baby swings and... Elderly swings?
Well, I guess the wheelchair-bound might want to swing too.
Jean Sneakers! For the converse lover.
This is a Fireplace.
Couple cups?
Porcupine cabinet!
Long story short? This guy has cool stuff.

Still alive,
Shansie

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