Anniversary of Existence

Here is my birthday post to you, traveler of the internet. I stole the title from an internet friend who told me their "Anniversary of Existence" was coming up**. I approve greatly of their wording. If it's your birthday too, then I guess we're birthday twins. Have some confetti. But not any cake, because my cake is in cupcake form. Speaking of awesome foods:

Guess what else is awesome?

That's right, folks. Bacon. Donuts.

The best things ever. Bacon Donuts. They are delicious. Treble and I once had a 2 a.m. visit to her room in which we were asked "Do you want some bacon donuts?" Treble's response was something along the lines of "Is that even a question? Of course we want bacon donuts." I have to say I agree. They're delicious.

Speaking of Treble, she has a blog. Go see it. She's epic and stuff. She writes me bedtime stories. Yes, we're all concerned about my choice of bedtime stories. Join the club.

I opened a couple presents last night. You know, as you get older, it seems you get less presents, but they're so much more awesome than when you were little. For example, I got season 2 of House and an "Ideal Teddy Bear." It's a collectible, and I collect teddy bears.

This is pretty much what it looks like, only not as good condition.

But that's okay, because I don't collect them for the value. Sentimental value, plus the fact that teddy bears are just plain awesome. So, as a result, my teddy bear had previously been out of its box, and likely won't stay in its box with me. It's fine though. I don't intend on selling it anyways. If I had a better condition one, maybe it'd stay in the box, but teddy bears weren't intended to sit in a box. They were meant to be awesome, loved, and held.

I think it's time I stop lecturing you about teddy bears and bacon donuts. Anyways, my friends threw me an early surprise birthday party back in March when I was home. One of them bought me an entire HUGE bag of Mardi Gras beads down in Louisiana. I also got a notebook, which is awesome because I love to write. One of my friends made me a scrapbook page on which they drew a picture of me and my horse, which was extremely good, I might add. And yet another friend got me bubbles. My bubbles? The thing is shaped like a light-saber. Seriously. If you hold it up to a light, it looks like it's glowing. I have a bubble light saber. Epic win if you ask me. Oh, I also got sparkly (Yes, I know that's not a legitimate word.) good smelling stuff. It's cool. And I honestly can't remember everything else, but it was all pretty awesome. I'm surprised I didn't get bubble wrap and duct tape too. Then again... My birthday isn't over yet.

**Oh, my bad. After reading this, he decided he wanted credit or some nonsense like that. Silly internet friend. Anyways, he goes by "The Best Finnish Person Shansie has ever Spoken to" where I come from. Here's to spreading the news of his awesome wordings, or something like that. Yeah.

Happy Birthday to me,

Shansie